Tonight on the Joan Andrews Show featuring Luke Burbank, Luke Burbank had someone with a more annoying voice than his own. Some doucher nerd who has a podcast was on the Joan Andrews Show featuring Luke Burbank. Unlike Luke's atrocious lisp, this dude had this weird, whining voice that fluctuated in this pathetic warble-pitch like this:errrmmmm ... you knowwwwww ... mmmmm ... saaaaYYYyyy ... mhuh ...
One thing Luke and this dude did have in common, though, was the bizarro, affectatious, high-pitched squeal-giggle, which still does not contrast well with Jenn "The Ball Buster" Andrews manly tenor bellow.
The name of this dude's show?
The Sound of Young America
Right.
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ke The Sound of Dungeons & Dragons.You could tell these two gaywads were doing their best to keep from jumping each others bones during the entire segment. One actual exchange:
Guy: Can I call you goose?
Luke: I wish you would, why?
Guy: It's because you fly south for the winter!
Luke & Guy: *giggle* *giggle* *giggle*
WTF?!
The rest of the segment was spent talking about Wes Anderson films (surprise) during which Guy could barely keep from breaking into uncontrollable laughter at his own "jokes." (You know your jokes are pretty lame when even the show sidekick, "The Ball Buster", fails to laugh at them.)
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This guy is not entertaining and Savage is a a%%. I would normally tune to FM but luckily I have my Jeep back with XM.
Researcher: The average radio listener listens for eighteen minutes. The average Howard Stern fan listens for - are you ready for this? - an hour and twenty minutes.
Pig Vomit: How can that be?
Researcher: Answer most commonly given? "I want to see what he'll say next."
Pig Vomit: Okay, fine. But what about the people who hate Stern?
Researcher: Good point. The average Stern hater listens for two and a half hours a day.
Pig Vomit: But... if they hate him, why do they listen?
Researcher: Most common answer? "I want to see what he'll say next."
Sound of Young America is a fantastic radio show with consistently good guests. Thorn is a fantastic interviewer. Whatever pathetic dick-bag operates this website has no idea what good radio is. Whatever you're listening to -- it ain't it!
"Sound of Young America is a fantastic radio show with consistently good guests. Thorn is a fantastic interviewer. Whatever pathetic dick-bag operates this website has no idea what good radio is. Whatever you're listening to -- it ain't it!"
Luke Burbank, ladies and gentlemen!
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