Friday, September 26, 2008

Catch Luke Burbank's Disease

Luke Burbank has started a contest where anyone of puberty-age and who belongs to high school bands can send in their version of the theme song from the Joan Andrews Show featuring Luke Burbank and win a special prize. Is this another situation Luke Burbank has engineered that will allow him to compare his self-perceived "boyish" [sic] physical characteristics with those of high school boys? Luke's current contest finds the middle-aged DJ, rather creepily, doing a daily comparison of his body hair growth with the 13 year-old son of one of his listeners (we can get away with saying this because, astonishingly, it's not exaggeration but actually true).

Peter Pan Syndrome, folks - it ain't pretty.

(The most disturbing part? The Joan Andrews Show featuring Luke Burbank's theme song is called "Catch My Disease." >sigh<)

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

That this contest is not on TBTL's page suggests it is a contest somewhat pushed on the show by KIRO. Kind of a lame prize, however. MEETING a Seahawk might be kinda cool for high schoolers. But to meet the Seahawks' drumline? Bleech!

Anonymous said...

That is kind of a lame contest. I agree, I don't think TBTL came up with it - they must have had it pushed on them by KIRO suits.

Anonymous said...

"theme song is called "Catch My Disease." ---
Heh. I never caught that before.

Anonymous said...

You should check out the full version -- a very funny song!