Tuesday, September 30, 2008

TBTL Starts New Feature: "Faggotry Alerts!"

An observant blog reader alerted us to something our lazy guest blogger did not pick-up on last night (he probably was too busy trying to auto-fellate himself to have noticed): apparently the Joan Andrews Show featuring Luke Burbank have taken to playing the KIRO "Breaking News" tri-tones each time they get an instant message from a listener. This is the radio equivalent of your gaywad neighbor's cell phone ringing with "It's Raining Men" whenever he gets a call to report to the Wednesday night bukkake block party on Harvard & Aloha.

(No word as to if these faggotry alerts will be a regular staple of the show moving forward.)

Our reader continued with these notes:

Burbank then spent about 20 minutes squealing like a chubby Japanese schoolgirl over a Frank Shiers-voiced ad that referred to the "Ballard Sausage Fest," after which he railed about what losers "most" of the radio hosts nominated for the Evening Magazines Best of Western Washington awards were (especially Fitz from The Wolf who he called-out by name -- I think he used all the same adjectives he used when he went-off on what washed-up losers Mark & Brian are) - all except some chick from some public radio station, of course ... he jizzed his pants on-air describing how awesome she was ... he then talked about his body hair some more and said his daughter said it looked like he had "pubes" on his face (isn't his daughter like 13?!) --- what an ass this guy is ---

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

"what an ass this guy is ---"

dont agree with most of this blog but you got that part right - about burbank

Anonymous said...

What the hell is the point of this blog?

Anonymous said...

From the "Statement of Purpose":

"WeDislikeKatie" is Dedicated to Fostering Thoughtful, Provocative and Intellectually Meaningful Discussion on Producer Katie of the Meathead & The Moron Show on KIRO-AM, as well as well as pertinent other programs and personalities. We exist to provide an opportunity for ongoing communication and considerate introspection in a cerebral, restrained and dignified manner.

Hope this helps you.

Anonymous said...

"Thoughtful, Provocative and Intellectually Meaningful Discussion"

FAIL.

Ad hominem attacks and homophobic slurs (which you say you don't mean as attacks on the people to which they are directed, but nevertheless retain all their hateful denotations) do not constitute anything thoughtful or intellectually meaningful. And they aren't provocative, they're stupid.

Enjoy your ban from mynorthwest.com, asshole.

Anonymous said...

LOL, you really crave cock, don't you? I mean some people "crave" cock, but you crrrrraaaavvvve cock!

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Anonymous said...

The point, asswipe, is that Katie blogs hate about other people - now other people are blogging hate about Katie.