Is Meathead Even Registered to Vote? - A WeDislikeKatie Investigation

Listeners to the Meathead & the Moron Show are often frightened that this duo actually votes.

In an exclusive WeDislikeKatie investigation, however, we reveal that the public may have little to fear as one of the two may not be voting at all.

A search of the Washington State Voter Registration Database shows no person with the last name "O'Neil" and first name "Don" or "Donald" registered to vote in King County.

The possible reasons for this are several:

1 - Meathead is registered to vote in a county other than King. (We're inclined not to believe this as he frequently mentions, on-air, that he lives in Seattle. Registration in a county or state other than the county or state of residence is a violation of RCW 29A.08.010.)

2 - Meathead is a victim of sexual assault.
(The State of Washington masks the voter registration files of victims of sexual assault.)

3 - Meathead does not use his real name on-air. (possible)

4 - Meathead is ineligible to vote due to a felony conviction or court ruling of insanity.

5- The Secretary of State's voter rolls are inaccurate.

6- Meathead doesn't vote.

Whatever the reason it leaves us to wonder what Meathead did at his local caucus in February? On-air he said he had attended a local party caucus. We hope he was either telling a tall tale or simply sat quietly in a corner during said caucus as only registered voters in the State of Washington are legally permitted to vote in a caucus. (We'll let the Hilary Clinton campaign take it from here ...)

UPDATE - Meathead spells his name with two "L"s. Nonetheless, even with the correct spelling, Meathead still doesn't show on the voter rolls (well there is one Don O'Neill but he's 84 years old).