TBTL Starts New Feature: "Faggotry Alerts!"

An observant blog reader alerted us to something our lazy guest blogger did not pick-up on last night (he probably was too busy trying to auto-fellate himself to have noticed): apparently the Joan Andrews Show featuring Luke Burbank have taken to playing the KIRO "Breaking News" tri-tones each time they get an instant message from a listener. This is the radio equivalent of your gaywad neighbor's cell phone ringing with "It's Raining Men" whenever he gets a call to report to the Wednesday night bukkake block party on Harvard & Aloha.

(No word as to if these faggotry alerts will be a regular staple of the show moving forward.)

Our reader continued with these notes:

Burbank then spent about 20 minutes squealing like a chubby Japanese schoolgirl over a Frank Shiers-voiced ad that referred to the "Ballard Sausage Fest," after which he railed about what losers "most" of the radio hosts nominated for the Evening Magazines Best of Western Washington awards were (especially Fitz from The Wolf who he called-out by name -- I think he used all the same adjectives he used when he went-off on what washed-up losers Mark & Brian are) - all except some chick from some public radio station, of course ... he jizzed his pants on-air describing how awesome she was ... he then talked about his body hair some more and said his daughter said it looked like he had "pubes" on his face (isn't his daughter like 13?!) --- what an ass this guy is ---

Today on TBTL, No. 3

///GUEST BLOGGER ALERT/// The normal blogger is not blogging tonight.

It was my job tonight to blog the Joan Andrews Show featuring Luke Burbank but Savage had a marginal program on so I couldn't bear to break away and listen to the faggotry likely at work on KIRO-AM.

During one commercial break I tuned-in so that I would have something to write here and I heard Luke interviewing his intern. I know I'm supposed to take issue with KIRO's evening butt pirating but I will have to give one rare kudos here. The intern had a fabulous radio voice, a lilting laugh, just a pleasure to listen to ... then Joan got on with her raspy, made-for-newspaper, manly tenor and cackling laugh and I instantly went limp.

Then Luke went into butt pirate mode and dropped this:

"He [Dane Cook] looks like an attractive guy ... he's tall, he's got long hair ..."

At least I didn't hear him flirt with the engineer again. Anyway, that was my cue to change the frequency.

Is Meathead Even Registered to Vote? - A WeDislikeKatie Investigation

Listeners to the Meathead & the Moron Show are often frightened that this duo actually votes.

In an exclusive WeDislikeKatie investigation, however, we reveal that the public may have little to fear as one of the two may not be voting at all.

A search of the Washington State Voter Registration Database shows no person with the last name "O'Neil" and first name "Don" or "Donald" registered to vote in King County.

The possible reasons for this are several:

1 - Meathead is registered to vote in a county other than King. (We're inclined not to believe this as he frequently mentions, on-air, that he lives in Seattle. Registration in a county or state other than the county or state of residence is a violation of RCW 29A.08.010.)

2 - Meathead is a victim of sexual assault.
(The State of Washington masks the voter registration files of victims of sexual assault.)

3 - Meathead does not use his real name on-air. (possible)

4 - Meathead is ineligible to vote due to a felony conviction or court ruling of insanity.

5- The Secretary of State's voter rolls are inaccurate.

6- Meathead doesn't vote.

Whatever the reason it leaves us to wonder what Meathead did at his local caucus in February? On-air he said he had attended a local party caucus. We hope he was either telling a tall tale or simply sat quietly in a corner during said caucus as only registered voters in the State of Washington are legally permitted to vote in a caucus. (We'll let the Hilary Clinton campaign take it from here ...)

UPDATE - Meathead spells his name with two "L"s. Nonetheless, even with the correct spelling, Meathead still doesn't show on the voter rolls (well there is one Don O'Neill but he's 84 years old).

Tribute Film to Katie

Apparently inspired by the leading question in our current poll, we received a link to this new video created by Listener Zan. We are embedding the film here even though it may contravene the fifth point in the WeDislikeKatie Code of Ethics.

KIRO Takes a Break from Weeknight Butt Pirating

KIRO-AM will be making some temporary schedule improvements this week by partially preempting the Joan Andrews Show featuring Luke Burbank on both Wednesday and Thursday. Dr. Mockovac of Clearly Lasik has apparently been certified in lipo and Luke plans to be first in line.

No, we jest.

In actuality we have no idea what is going on Wednesday or Thursday except that the weeknight butt pirating that goes on at Eastlake Avenue will be temporarily suspended.

Shares of Astroglide (NYSE: TBTL) fell on the news.

Who?

We stumbled across this faggy website called examiner.com. Never heard of it.

Anyway, that wasn't the only thing of which we hadn't heard. Taken from their little article about the recent Washington Mutual bank collapse:

Luckily, we had the radio set to KIRO news this morning, and Gregg Hersholt and Jane Shannon were doing their usually excellent job of informing The People of Puget Sound.

Capitalization of the "The" in "the people" already tells us the writer may be either a lesbian, a member of the Seattle Green Party, or Katie, perhaps all three. But who in the hell are these Gregg Hersholt and Jane Shannon characters?

Today on TBTL, No. 2

///GUEST BLOGGER ALERT/// The normal blogger is out for the weekend. Today, WeDislikeKatie welcomes our very first guest blogger.

Tonight on the Joan Andrews Show featuring Luke Burbank, Luke Burbank had someone with a more annoying voice than his own. Some doucher nerd who has a podcast was on the Joan Andrews Show featuring Luke Burbank. Unlike Luke's atrocious lisp, this dude had this weird, whining voice that fluctuated in this pathetic warble-pitch like this:

errrmmmm ... you knowwwwww ... mmmmm ... saaaaYYYyyy ... mhuh ...

One thing Luke and this dude did have in common, though, was the bizarro, affectatious, high-pitched squeal-giggle, which still does not contrast well with Jenn "The Ball Buster" Andrews manly tenor bellow.

The name of this dude's show?

The Sound of Young America

Right.

More like The Sound of Dungeons & Dragons.

You could tell these two gaywads were doing their best to keep from jumping each others bones during the entire segment. One actual exchange:

Guy: Can I call you goose?
Luke: I wish you would, why?
Guy: It's because you fly south for the winter!
Luke & Guy: *giggle* *giggle* *giggle*

WTF?!

The rest of the segment was spent talking about Wes Anderson films (surprise) during which Guy could barely keep from breaking into uncontrollable laughter at his own "jokes." (You know your jokes are pretty lame when even the show sidekick, "The Ball Buster", fails to laugh at them.)

Katie Can't Take the Heat - Daddy-O Don Steps In

After spending months demanding the listeners give them "all three" and "leave a comment on our blog at mynorthwest.com," R&D seem to have hit a bump in the road.

Meathead, of Meathead & the Moron Show, today demanded people stop making critical comments on their blog and chastised anyone who would have so much "time to waste on our blog." Does he think before he talks? Come on, guys, don't sell yourselves short like that.

Meathead then threatened that they would completely take down the comments section on their blog if people didn't stop making Katie cry. Here's a clue, dumbo: when you axe comments and forums web traffic takes a hit. So go ahead and kill it, Meathead, WeDislikeKatie will reap the rewards as the only remaining site on which people can discuss KIRO-AM.

Meathead - we don't mind if you go after Ron and me, but leave Katie alone.

Tough. Anyone who speaks into the microphone is fair game.

Catch Luke Burbank's Disease

Luke Burbank has started a contest where anyone of puberty-age and who belongs to high school bands can send in their version of the theme song from the Joan Andrews Show featuring Luke Burbank and win a special prize. Is this another situation Luke Burbank has engineered that will allow him to compare his self-perceived "boyish" [sic] physical characteristics with those of high school boys? Luke's current contest finds the middle-aged DJ, rather creepily, doing a daily comparison of his body hair growth with the 13 year-old son of one of his listeners (we can get away with saying this because, astonishingly, it's not exaggeration but actually true).

Peter Pan Syndrome, folks - it ain't pretty.

(The most disturbing part? The Joan Andrews Show featuring Luke Burbank's theme song is called "Catch My Disease." >sigh<)

Meathead & the Moron (Ron & Don) Friday Preview

Don: Who we got next, Katie?
Katie: yeiiiiiiiiiiiiii-aaaaaayiiiiii
Don: COME ON!!!
Ron: Don, Katie's got us her usual gold-medal lineup of guests today, first up we have "Sister", from the hit play Catchism.
Don: Haven't we had her on like 7 times already? COME ON!
Katie: shrrrriiiieeeek --- waaaaaaa -- yiiiiiiiiii
Ron: After that it's the one and only Miss Gibbs who will give us her recipe for Sweet Potata' Pie, and then a "Best of Sister" retrospective of past interviews of Sister. Then we'll have our own Program Director as a guest followed by insightful political analysis with Dave Ross.
Don: Dave Ross, seriously?
Ron: No. Actually the insightful political analysis will be delivered by Katie ...
Katie: waaaayiiiii-screeeeeeccccch!
Ron: In hour three we'll play a rousing game of MILF vs. Co-Ed. The winner will receive a date with Luke from Major Blinds.
Don: (I wish I was eligible to win ...)

[IMAGE: Katie having a bad hair day.]

TBTL "Fan" Film from Listener Zan

Those who listen to KIRO regularly may recall Listener Zan, the Polock who wrote the Which KIRO Host Are You? quiz that Dori Monson spent 30 minutes discussing on his show a few months ago. Zan, a former TBTL fan, was also responsible for a mash-up video that portrayed Luke Burbank, of the Joan Andrews Show featuring Luke Burbank, as a superhero. Zan writes us with the following, plus a link:

After I was becoming disssiliusioned with the TBTL once showed that they thief there content from other radio shows, I make this second video I send to Burbank. My first video posted to front page of mynorthwest.com. My second video was never once spoken about, undoubtedly you know for sure the reason. I send to you for enjoyment.

Today on TBTL, No. 1

I can barely stand listening to the One & Done Show. Don't expect me to listen to the Joan Andrews Show featuring Luke Burbank.

Anywhooo, I can take a pretty good guess about how the show will go tonight without having to listen: Luke engineers a situation (i.e. mustache growing contest) that will allow him to point out his self-perceived pubescent physical characteristics ("Tee hee you guys, I can't grow whiskers! OMG! *giggle*). Creeptastic!


[IMAGE: Burbank really does shave. Why else would the KIRO dumpster reportedly be full of Venus razors? We certainly know Joan isn't using them.]

Today on the Meathead & the Moron (Ron & Don) Show, No. 1

Don did his daily MILF vs. Co-Ed trivia contest. This is the part of the show where Don starts to worry he hasn't adequately compensated so brings on a MILF and a Co-Ed to answer trivia questions Ron reads. Don prefaces this segment by hitting on the MILF and the Co-Ed in a very awkward, stumbling, Clay Aiken-like way.

Katie was silent throughout this contest.

(IMAGE: Katie in-studio.)