Two things we know about Luke Burbank: (1) he has an absolutely atrocious lisp and (2) he constantly refers to himself as a "hipster" in a way no real hipster would.The lack of self-awareness of this guy is unbelievable but tragically amusing, nonetheless.
We know we've called Luke fat before. Husky may, in fact, be a more accurate term. Hipsters are young and slender (and generally have normal proportions, not a weird elephant boy head). Husky guys who are old are not called "hipsters" they are called - to use the butt pirate vernacular - "bears."
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I vote BEAR
This blog boggles my mind.
What the hell are you talking about? First off, Luke doesn't have a lisp. Second, he's not fat (there are plenty of pics of him online to prove that).
Finally, what kind of pathetic soul spends all day and night listening to a radio station he hates just so he can blog about it? What a sad and depressing life you lead.
First off, Luke doesn't have a lisp.
First off, he does indeed. Many people have commented on this fact. If you'd get your boyfriend's cock out of your ear you might be able to hear it.
Second, he's not fat.
You must be quite the little pile of Crisco yourself to have reached that conclusion ...
Finally, what kind of pathetic soul spends all day and night listening to a radio station he hates just so he can blog about it?
"All day and night?" I usually give Meathead & The Moron "all three" and then login to the Joan Andrews Show blog once a day (which takes all of 10 minutes) so I can blog about their blog.
Man, your math is really off. I get that you spend most of your money on astroglide and anal beads but, come on, splurge on a calculator dude.
Anyway, glad to have you! Keep on visitn'!
I'm going to have to agree with JD on this one. This blog doesn't make a lot of sense.
I will say it does have some entertainment value, but not because I share any of your hatred for KIRO or Katie or Luke or any of it. It is just entertaining to see what kind of ridiculousness you will come up with next.
Also, what's the deal with everyone being anonymous? If you are so passionate about your cause I would hope you'd have the guts to stand by your statements.
I will say it does have some entertainment value, but not because I share any of your hatred for KIRO or Katie or Luke or any of it.
That's okay! We don't all need to agree here - different opinions are welcome and we don't censor (unlike mynorthwest.com)!
BTW - I hate you.
I apologize. I was WAY off: You only spend 4 hours of your day devoted to a radio station you hate. That makes perfect sense.
I agree with Mr. Martin; this blog is only entertaining for the craziness/sadness that it exudes, but a little goes a long way.
I'm going to leave you with a quote from Patton Oswalt that perfectly sums up your blog, and I really hope you give it some serious thought:
"Under every YouTube video. Every Onion A.V. Club entry. Every MySpace blog and AintItCool thread. Asswipes. Worthless, time-wasting maelstroms of Why Fucking Bother. Mean, spiteful, misspelled and, worst of all, Aborted Attempts At Humor (acronym -- AAAH!)."
Who said I hate Meathead and the Moron? We all enjoy KIRO shows for different reasons. You enjoy spending three hours laughing with them. I enjoy spending three hours laughing at them. Don't judge, honey bear.
XOXO,
F.M.
Falun Motvi is a piece of shit! Doo dah. Doo dah. Falun Motvi sucks his mom's tit! Oh the doo dah day.
Falun Motvi sucks his mom's tit!
Too bad Luke isn't my mom, those would be some large, flabby tits I'd get to suck on!
How is it that a comment went by about flabby, fat tits went by and Katie was not even mentioned?!? I thought she was the Queen of Flab, fat, and quite possibly tits.
LMAO! My fault for letting that one slip!
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